LettuceSweet unholy Jesus. The inside of my mouth feels like it's made of burning razor blades. Why does it hurt so facking much, it was only a sore throat before.Lettuce by Skarlet-Pumpernickel
It's just a few more hours, a few more hours and I'll be home. I have milk there and soothing things, I think I would literally sell my left kidney for some Buttermenthols, or soothers or something.
My god it hurts, I'm so uncomfortable right now it isn't even funny.
Oh sweet lord, that is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Hidden away in the glove box. Buttermenthols.
Move over birth, this is now the single greatest moment of my entire life. But there's only one Buttermenthols left, but it'll have to do.
This doesn't appear to be working; my throat still feels like it's made of fiery doom. Ok, all I have to do is wait 'til we get to a pit stop.
I don't know where I am, but I want to hypothetically marry this place. For one there's food, soft cold things like sour cream. Never again
Still bored Sherlock?Sherlock Holmes was incredibly and unbelievably bored, this was not especially remarkable in that he there had been no murders, no conundrums no puzzles to test and stretch his mind.Still bored Sherlock? by Skarlet-Pumpernickel
In fact he had been bored since the Moriarty incident (as he and John often called it) was long since over. So his main pastimes had been lying on the couch complaining, destroying the walls or annoying John.
The first two only provided a brief respite from his crushing apathy, whereas the last one he was finding to be very interesting and time consuming. Especially considering exactly how he chose to "annoy" his very dear friend.
The very thought of it brought a brief smile to his lips. But one that was unfortunately quenched by his melancholy before his room-mate entered the apartment.
John Watson was carrying groceries, he had realised fairly early on that if he did not buy the supplies then they would either starve or become very fat from eating fast food all the time.
He chortled quietly to himse
Small ThingsAll you can do is smileSmall Things by Skarlet-Pumpernickel
It can be the little things that drive a man insane, the small irritations of life that sometimes makes a grown man want to weep in frustration and take his anger out on inanimate objects. Like a chip and pin machine.
On example of a "little thing" that was currently annoying John Watson was one of the more eccentric examples of Sherlock Holmes's genius. After a while John had become accustomed to the various random human and animal body parts that were strewn about the apartment. Apparently as experiments. The truth of which John suspected was more to do with Sherlock purposefully annoying him for fun.
He had also become used to Sherlock almost never buying any food or essentials for the flat, and his inability to clean up after himself. Although despite the opinion of others, John suspected that that inability was not because of willful laziness, but rather a special sort of forgetfulness.
No, the one thing that John found very annoying is that Sher
DopplegangerDoppelgangerDoppleganger by Skarlet-Pumpernickel
AN: I have this little notebook that I write all the quotes from CM's in. A friend gave it to me and it means a lot to me, especially since it's got a picture of David Tennant as Casanova on the front. I wrote his story in this notebook while I was watching season 4 of CM. It's vastly modified from the original and it's the first Reid/Hotchner that I've ever written. Although not my first Yaoi, and it's not particularly graphic and is actually kinda tame, but it's the smuttiest thing I've ever posted. Please be kind.
I don't own CM or the characters involved, if I did then Reid and Hotchner would be an official pairing. I do technically own the clock, as far as I know Hotchner doesn't have one in his office and if he does it's not this one. I shall call it Michael and it shall be my imaginary clock, you can read about him in my serious of stories called Michael the clock who could yodel...jokes he can fly instead.
Spencer pushed the older man against one wall of his o
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